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Sep 5
Well posted… Respect to the hipsters… and have a nice week! dadsaretheoriginalhipster: Your dad knew how to pose for a photo before you did and he’s got the stance skills to prove it. He had a sixth sense for shutter snaps and could  instantly arrange his body into vogue worthy positions. He invented blue steel, but called it whiskey thunder, and used it as his secret weapon to seduce lady photographers out from behind their cameras.  So hipsters, next time you’re hitting a stance that makes you look like you have to pee with your legs slightly crossed and your feet slightly pigeon toed, remember this… Your dad’s poses only added to the mystery and manhood that he was, unlike yours which make you look like a giant pansy.  P.S. Your mom was pretty fucking hipster too and hot. 

Well posted…

Respect to the hipsters… and have a nice week!

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad knew how to pose for a photo before you did and he’s got the stance skills to prove it. He had a sixth sense for shutter snaps and could  instantly arrange his body into vogue worthy positions. He invented blue steel, but called it whiskey thunder, and used it as his secret weapon to seduce lady photographers out from behind their cameras. 

So hipsters, next time you’re hitting a stance that makes you look like you have to pee with your legs slightly crossed and your feet slightly pigeon toed, remember this…

Your dad’s poses only added to the mystery and manhood that he was, unlike yours which make you look like a giant pansy. 

P.S. Your mom was pretty fucking hipster too and hot. 

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